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That Real Live Sh​*​t

by iLL University

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(Intro: J Dilla) That Real Live Sh** Before we get this started let me explain it That Real Live Sh** For my real n****s only Dj's that play That Real Live Sh** You wanna bounce in your whip with That Real Live Sh** Sound like its straight from the muh'f****n cassette That Real Live Sh** Let's do it (Verse: iStayJammin) iStayJammin And I ain’t lying when I tell you I’m truth doe Bananas on the beats you ain’t seeing me if you was D.K., Schrute doe I’m in the major leagues, you balling junco You a featherweight I’m moving heavyweight…sumo I heard ya pseudo rhymes…chill I’m as potent as you snorting the quotient of 20 vicodin pills With ya boys even if you had divine skills I’m Hanzo sharp, you still thinking time heals? Everything I spit should be illegal Everything I spit should be through needles I’m focused destroy this opus and if its showbiz Y’all pay me my money in cash I’m Don Cheadle doe Not in the same tier, We can both be champs not in the same year Underrated cuz my name shit I’m used to hate Cuz I’m over they head like that bitch that I used to date I’m getting doper like the sticky man Kick a rhyme I’m Fei-long you Hibiki Dan In a line I’ll destroy a loop When it’s beef show me the cabbage I boil soup If you hot then I’m the boiler room You old milk you gon spoil soon I’m dynamite on these Looney Tunes And everything I spit is heron From here on out, I’m deading frauds like Enron Ahead of the game getting my next gen on 720 get ya spin on (Blaque Plaque) She name me Jesse Chalmers Jr. Together wit Jammin a Goode union Recognize the fire, no fumes when they burn up Steady risen devising a rhyme scheme Analyzing the scene to properly help you turn up like Speaker knobs the boi in ure speaker box Supplyin the love below In a room full of hoes I mean.... Bad bitches that's so fine I'm inclined to bring em my bad intentions Baby I got ambition not to mention the Steeze 100 like Football fields Baby we tryna run this Outta the gun field general they standin wit arms against they shoulder like they bout to try saluting or sumn Honor myself, call me the greatest or call me the best There's no debating or hatin because I slaughtered the rest defected yes u guessed it, I'm so invested I'm so intrestin I'm so injected That people try to cypher the liquid so they can sip it but its so protected It's magnetically shielded wit ohms circulating the building at low frequencies that ain't detected... That's real Itish proper wit no blemish Hear me ya bish Tell If u fuckin wit style say word Then turn me up and put ya hands Sky like hallelujah ... can I get a amen testify...say word Too many rapper 2 many clichés Too many fraudulent acts saturatin the game Too real ... Sick and it's too iLL UniVersity schoolin these niggas without a deal
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She Said... 03:54
She Said… (Hook) She said she wants me… She said she loves me… But I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know She said she needs me doe!!! Can’t keep me out her mind Sent me the invite “The doors unlocked come inside” When I arrived She drop her blouse, and fell to her knees She said “He don’t get the cream like you do please” (iStayJammin’) You been running through my mind all day I should get you a podiatrist Dope, you da drug prescribed by my psychiatrist Whoa…that flavor I could never get off my taste buds I want to keep it classy, but you da freak who unleashed my depraved love From them chains and put me back in them chains You like me feeling constrained You feel ashamed can’t hide the excitement in your voice Shit…can’t hide the fact that ya panties is moist huh? No disrespect but them other dudes is fickle They’d never get the picture, pixel, they never peeped the signals… Kissing yo inner thighs makes you crippled It tickles been awhile since you had real pickle… no dill doe I’ll give you Seven pounds no Will doe… Get as loud as you want fuck the neighbors they will know Fiending another dose yeah them silhouettes haunt me I need a refill Doc I’m having withdrawals cuz She said she wants me (Hook) She said she wants me She said she love me… But I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know She said she needs me doe!!! Can’t keep me out her mind Sent me the invite “The doors unlocked come inside” When I arrived She drop her blouse, and fell to her knees She said “He don’t get the cream like you do please” (Blaque Plaque the Plague) You been running through my mind all day I should get you a podiatrist You’re the drug prescribed by my psychiatrist Forgot to tell me the signs of an OD I’m tripping like flight attendants but shawty she into traveling Say she only dribble on my dick and so I let her Play magician Pull a trick give me knowledge thought I’d never watch You turn into a bitch but you did it won’t show me something new Reappeared don’t get stuck this way forever Cuz I’m tryna shift in this cycle of love n lust For her body, her body hot in the summer Cold in the winter Her winter chilling my summer till I’m good She Chill in my summer naked and love on my body until I’m good She in my mind I’m in her skin We intertwine in the sheets she erupts saying its mine. Holdin on to these feelings by her butt Probably most of the reason I think a nigga fallin in love (Hook) She said she wants me She said she love me… But I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know She said she needs me doe!!! Can’t keep me out her mind Sent me the invite “The doors unlocked come inside” When I arrived She drop her blouse, and fell to her knees She said “He don’t get the cream like you do please”
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I Don't Know 03:29
I don’t know why the fuck I’m fucking with you x4 (iStayJammin) I don’t know why the fuck I’m fucking with you Every time I’m bout to hit there’s always something with you Baby daddy drama interrupting the mood Ugh, tear after tear reconstructing the groove I swear, you steady broken like a lemon Women, you can’t live with em you can’t get in em Yeah you look fat in them jeans that don’t matter to me doe Cuz all I want you to do is to lose that denim Just stringing me along to you move back with em I’m sending all the wrong signals You putting on a strong vibe T-Shirts and some knee highs Them long thighs leaking the secret to what your thong hides But you hit me with some misdirection Stroking my ego, Stroke this erection Or I’ma get to stepping what you call me for At 2:47 plus I work in the morn’ nahimsayin I don’t know why the fuck I’m fucking with you x8 You doe You doe (Blaque Plaque) Maybe it's cause she light skinned She thick and her body is so Inviting Or I was blind by the way that pussy twerk In my lap with the proper persuasion to make it work Steady callin me up to complain But swear she ain't bitchin or trippin naw... She don't want me n chains.. Naw She ain't tryna take the wheel wit a eye on my dollars Takin a toll on my wallet n change tryna change a brotha Into another dude erase or rearrangexe a brother like I'm another fool Face it she deranged or sumthin She strange or something, Insane or sumthin Give her a bumper try and keep her in her lane or sumthin All that rift raf pluckin my last nerves And that random chit and chat only makin it worse I hopin u get back what u feel u deserve I'm takin my shit back and kickin u to the curb I don’t know why the fuck I’m fucking with you x8 You doe You doe
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(Blaque Plaque) 16 bars and I'm puttin it on my back doe 16 bars and I'm puttin up on this track doe 16 bars that I'm orchestrating with proper precision that's 16 bars puttin us on the map doe 16 bars I'm swingin 'em at yo jaw Wit Kendrick control theory I'm comin fa all of y'all doe U not tuff... I jack and u gettin fucked up. stun yo team leavin they coincidence hella bent doe Watch em back pedal I dropped em look at em gravel while I revel in myself cause my dominance evident doe God flow my talent is heaven sent What a blessing fa u to witness. My dominance prevalent doe One of the top 5 ever to be alive doe Say that u that high swear that that turkey jive doe Say that u that high we tellin you that you lying through yo teeth It's obvious you couldn't handle the beef doe you couldn’t handle the beef doe you couldn’t handle the beef doe (Hook) Doe! Doe! Doe Doe Doe Doe! Doe Doe Doe Doe! (iStayJammin) iLL University doe nobody equal I got the coldest bars, but drop the hottest fecal doe On the fucking ground in the fetal doe I repeat doe strapped nigga, iStayJammin heat doe Emcees like hoes tryna jock a nigga steeze doe Kim Kardashian, Queen Bee flow…doe Hope y’all came with a deep throat doe That white Taurus roll like a steam boat doe… You couldn’t hang if you bring rope doe For 16 250 promethazine dope doe We fall off that’s what they hoping doe But if it’s green I’ll insure you we quoting doe Why lie doe? This shit for you to bump in your ride doe For them night time maneuvers down on I-25 doe I’m steady making music that I’m ready to die for Y’all repping 2 states when we getting a live show? Doe
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iLLaSoul 03:47
iLLaSoul (Blaque Plaque) It's all hail to The lord Yeah fuck it I be that boy On that ill vibe Tip-pin and toein bringing the noise and uh Any minute we gone light up your city to blaze When we hit u with that back - n- forth u love It's soul swagga So cold sharper than daggers When we throw it we cut in these bitches deep (how we do dat) Give me a moment to show it and then I'll known I'm one of the illest niggas that u could see ( holla tru dat) The crowd hype and these ladies bad as a bitch Clutchin the mic grabbing my dick rappin like 4 rolled serans Got me thinkin if bangin her road trippin when I swerve on her curves in the back of my 4 door sedan Now tell me if you want that baby Then tell me if she want that too Cause a menage is the perfect way to get started in the center of this bitch like Shaq when I hit her wit illasoul (Hook) When I hit her with that illa soul cause Shawty know we got that illasoul (Blaque Plaque) Shawty tell me what yo name is Then tell me Just tell me just what yo aim is Come colder like u tryna get me off with a flick Then I'll rebuttle wit dick that'll make u famous Now it don't take gabby douglous to flip to language And it don't take John madden to peep what game is So understand the result of the master plan is fa u to prove it to me cause it matters how good to brain is And it matters the way that u flaunt it Specialize in u makin me want it Specialize in pilaties N Leg n get a leg up faster to make yo head rush Yoga pose it and hold it a moment A proponent of flow and I own it Oughta know it'll show when I'm on it Show her Jon in a minute she Jonesin in fa this bones But ima wrestle with money Another dolla makin her holla when I hit her wit illasoul
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Nite & Day 04:24
(Blaque Plaque) Some days my clouds hang low Some months the wind just blow Some years the sun don't shine Sometimes the rain keeps fallin and a nigga need to cop an umbrella but keep it cautious cause them bills spend quick And it's kinda like my life ain't shit man And I might just quit man Cause it ain't suppose to be like this I'm suppose to have rims when I whippin.. Somethin meaner than a Beamer Got me leaning on the baddest bitches but naw I just hope I get a show And a chance to function wit wack niggas just to stay in the know And my gurl say she leavin so i guess a nigga caught up in delusions while I'm losing Lookin like I need solutions and so I leave myself gaspin for air Hit the chronic till I'm all gassed up Try to write somethin (Hook) Feels like night and day (Feels like night and day while I'm watching time pass away Like the pain just went away (Its like the pain went away, now the only thing I got to say is) It feels like night and day Day and night You know I long for you in different ways (And I can't be without you for a second I'm confessing) (Blaque Plaque) Some days my sky glow grey Some months the ground won't break Some years the storm won't cease Sometimes weeks feel like forever and forever's long enough without the time feelin strange so this moment has me strangled... I guess i need an angel cause today is all I got.. Tryna take a different angle to that mansion in the sky Tomorrow isn't promised any second I could die And I ain't marked my turf on this earth This tie around my neck is like a hazard how it lurks Sorta like a silhouette the way she missin when I'm hurt Said she'd be back boo... Fuck that bitch I'll be back too I ain't hangin around I turn my frown upside down Hit the chronic til I'm all gassed up Try to write somethin (Hook) Feels like night and day (Feels like night and day while I'm watching time pass away Like the pain just went away (Its like the pain went away, now the only thing I got to say is) It feels like night and day Day and night You know I long for you in different ways (And I can't be without you for a second I'm confessing) (iStayJammin) Hit the chronic till I'm all based up and try to write something Another replay I'm stuck on Fuck this band is what I'm up on No disrespect cuz I got love for em (I love y'all) But it's bigger than that Why not do these dead end shows cuz it's bigger than rap Heard I had an ego how you figuring that? What the fuck does he know? And y'all listened to that? I only aimed for the stars pull the trigger and blast But considering facts I never claimed to be celeb, y'all remembering that? The rose that grew in concrete, I was feeling the trap If I could spread my wings I could fly south of the map But, instead they were chopped and I was ostracized Fuck it doe I won't apologize For believing in us like it was prophesized Fuckin shame I ain't want to be monopolized So don't pass go head straight to jail Fuck that 200 you ain't making bail This looks like heaven but we safe in hell Take it all but my soul that ain't for sale uh (Hook) Feels like night and day (Feels like night and day while I'm watching time pass away Like the pain just went away (Its like the pain went away, now the only thing I got to say is) It feels like night and day Day and night You know I long for you in different ways (And I can't be without you for a second I'm confessing) Some days it won't go right Some months it all goes wrong Some tears I just can't fight But life goes on
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Love Sh*t 05:07
(Blaque Plaque) It’s like when been stuck on replay Tipping over the edge it’s the only part we get to see play Lately she been ranting on that he say she say Shit that I couldn’t buy if it was sold on eBay Caught up in the cycle we stay Dealing with all this drama in my life Like I fuck with DJ’s Knowin... Damn well shit ain't gon ever change It's tearin me apart .... Yet I give her my heart and drop a hundred off I'll take that as another loss Like its weight the way that she tryna run it off Tryna come across to u this is where u need to be Couldn't spell that clearer if I'm Akeelah then I guess you're in luck Cupids bullets were ducked like daffy ducked like damn You're a hell of an athlete Maybe I shouldn't have ever..... Taken aim at her Ya average joe she lookin to go pro and so now I'm reaching to u Ya fantasies I'll leave u with memories of u callin her similes How she kinda like life liquid the way that she feelin me willingly wetter than water when we cut like a knife wit it I guess She never really wanted my best Everything is a game now like its some sorta test I don't know... Any answers shit be stressin me out doe Playin the blame game to try and figure it out though then... We begin replaying the same sequence The whole weekend she tweekin for no reason Bout why u always watching games n stuff And me and Shelly agree u haven't changed enough... U and Shelly fuckin my girl up U and Shelly gon fuck yo world up Any second I'm bout step off So in a second you bout to look lost We went from daydreaming and makin nookie in public To old grudges... Mute feelings... No touching Fuck for better or for worse Can't handle all these curves Gettin on my nerves Got me thinkin that this love shit fa the birds (Hook)x2 Let me tell you a little about this love shit This love shit you love it Nothing could go above Drug can't get higher then love gets For a minute feeling perfect Before your could get you love sick You loved it this Love Shit Love will leave alone so it's best you be careful who you fall in love with Love with (iStayJammin) This ain’t no joke You either go home or go broke In this game of love the winner is the first one dead Guess I’m in another stalemate instead yo It’s like we been stuck on replay Tipping close to the edge we’re a fuck you away from d-day “Shameeka saw you with” Look I don’t care what she say Since Craig dipped she been cock block Dikembe Pardon my French but Fuck you hoe… Me being with you is too destructible Is what I’m hearing and I shouldn’t take it personal? What I love about us is we’re dysfunctional…Perfect Back relying upon verses Trapped in red margins, blue lines for the cursive Couldn’t control the urges, now you feeling worthless But even the unsinkable succumbed to the surface Me being coercive…no Every fight we done had it was worth it doe Every night in my pad…I wound up hurting And the Word around town you rebound like Perkins I got demons nesting in my soul I can’t Russell I know I’m in shit I can’t shovel No one said loves all kisses and snuggles More like wishes and struggles, white flag or knuckles So I ask, Is my heart broke enough? Got your revenge can go back to us? Tell all your friends they can go back to sluts Can’t face this world alone will you come back me up? (Hook)x2 Let me tell you a little about this love shit This love shit you love it Nothing could go above Drug can't get higher then love gets For a minute feeling perfect Before your could get you love sick You loved it this Love Shit Love will leave alone so it's best you be careful who you fall in love with Love with (Outro) It’s like when been stuck on replay Tipping over the edge it’s the only part we get to see play Lately she been ranting on that he say she say Shit that I couldn’t buy if it was sold on eBay Caught up in the cycle we stay Dealing with all this drama in my life Like I fuck with DJ’s Knowin... Damn well shit ain't gon ever change It's tearin me apart .... Yet I give her my heart and drop a hundred off
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(iStayJammin) I remember when I was first rhyming I couldn’t wait to get a signing 9 years later my only worries are surviving 9 years prior my only focus was the diamonds These last few months I Just hope my mans striving To get through his afflictions The monkey on his back Got a monkey on his back that’s a true addiction And these days your only cure is a new prescription White lighters Stevie peeped me to the superstition I can’t even look forward to the future that’s ahead of me When all my peers are doped up on ketamine Coke was the first step run for amphetamines Oranges and blues, they even flavored like jellybeans Nightmare on every street it’s a scary thing Drugged and dragged out like Tyler Perry Scenes I grew up and realized after all Happy endings are empty Guinness and Adderall (Hook) It’s no surprise you don’t hear bout us Cuz don’t nobody care about us So we dope till there is no us Cuz them lies that we still don’t trust Cuz don’t nobody care about us But that’s a lie cuz I care about you That’s a lie cuz I care about you (Blaque Plaque) I remember when I was first rhyming Couldn't wait to do a signing 9 years later Manzielin ain't that compelling And my man got 9 years cuz of priors 9 years of an outlook viewing through barbed wire My shoulders hold the weight of the world.. That's no lie and My heart got heavier when my step pops died and Couldn't stand the thought of my moms crying Tears turn to puddles of pain…I make rain So the world can't notice the pool of agony we dive in Tryna bottle up these feeling maybe that's the reason Coke was the first step Ran for amphetamines Sippin codeine cups hoping my mood lean Back to bullshit soon at as I witness sober scenes She left even knowing I gave my everything Is everything so pardon my education Keep yo opinion that bullshittin and faking (Hook) It’s no surprise you don’t hear bout us Cuz don’t nobody care about us So we dope till there is no us Cuz them lies that we still don’t trust Cuz don’t nobody care about us But that’s a lie cuz I care about you That’s a lie cuz I care about you That's a lie cuz I care about you
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(iStayJammin) I remember when I was first rhyming I couldn’t wait to get a signing 9 years later my only worries are surviving 9 years prior my only focus was the diamonds These last few months I Just hope my mans striving To get through his afflictions The monkey on his back Got a monkey on his back that’s a true addiction And these days your only cure is a new prescription White lighters Stevie peeped me to the superstition I can’t even look forward to the future that’s ahead of me When all my peers are doped up on ketamine Coke was the first step run for amphetamines Oranges and blues, they even flavored like jellybeans Nightmare on every street it’s a scary thing Drugged and dragged out like Tyler Perry Scenes I grew up and realized after all Happy endings are empty Guinness and Adderall (Hook) It’s no surprise you don’t hear bout us Cuz don’t nobody care about us So we dope till there is no us Cuz them lies that we still don’t trust Cuz don’t nobody care about us But that’s a lie cuz I care about you That’s a lie cuz I care about you (Blaque Plaque) I remember when I was first rhyming Couldn't wait to do a signing 9 years later Manzielin ain't that compelling And my man got 9 years cuz of priors 9 years of an outlook viewing through barbed wire My shoulders hold the weight of the world.. That's no lie and My heart got heavier when my step pops died and Couldn't stand the thought of my moms crying Tears turn to puddles of pain…I make rain So the world can't notice the pool of agony we dive in Tryna bottle up these feeling maybe that's the reason Coke was the first step Ran for amphetamines Sippin codeine cups hoping my mood lean Back to bullshit soon at as I witness sober scenes She left even knowing I gave my everything Is everything so pardon my education Keep yo opinion that bullshittin and faking (Hook) It’s no surprise you don’t hear bout us Cuz don’t nobody care about us So we dope till there is no us Cuz them lies that we still don’t trust Cuz don’t nobody care about us But that’s a lie cuz I care about you That’s a lie cuz I care about you That's a lie cuz I care about you

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released October 28, 2013

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iLL University Virginia Beach, Virginia

iLL University is a duo featuring Michael “iStayJammin” Parker and Jesse “Blaque Plaque” Chalmers Jr.. Cousins by blood, yet brothers by way of domination, their collaborative efforts enable them to deliver soul music with a dab of old school and an abundance of flavor. ... more

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